walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

(via simplykaleidoscope)

"1,225%"

That’s how much the price of college in America has increased over the past 4 decades

That is not a typo. 

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(Source: micdotcom, via mainstreamcatholicism)

mugun:

I GOTTA EMBRACE THE YUGIOH

I GOTTA SNIFF THE YUGIOH

I GOTTA LICK THE YUGIOH

I GOTTA WASH THE YUGIOH

I GOTTA DATE THE YUGIOH

I GOTTA BE THE YUGIOH

(via mizkepler)

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via metzam)

allieg990:

Favorite TV Series: 2/32

Arrested Development. Watch it because it’s hilarious, and the cast is amazing. Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Michael Cera, etc…countless cameos. Give it a couple episodes and you will NOT be disappointed!!!

"There’s always money in the banana stand."

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daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

(Source: lucas-com-k, via metzam)

darkstormytrite:

hayleytonks:

solthree:

positive lady characters meme | Martha Jones + powerful/feminist moment

I was 900% prepared for her to flip the bird for science in this scene like oh here’s the bones of the finger that I use to say ‘fuck you’

hey remember when we used to have companions who were actualized individuals and not just puzzles to be solved

(via mainstreamcatholicism)

xxcactusdudexx:

can’t wait for fall to start so i can stop wearing the same two pairs of shorts all the time and start wearing the same two pairs of jeans all the time

(via metzam)

cyderpunk:

im here. im queer. im not really trying to make a political statement right now but you’re really attractive and i just wanna let you know that the way i swing includes your general direction

(via mainstreamcatholicism)